Two journals. Sixty chaotic prompts. Zero pressure to pretend you have your life together.
The UNHINGED Journal Bundle combines the Original Edition and Car Edition into one funny, brutally honest printable collection for overthinkers, parking lot philosophers, and people who cope with life by laughing at their own behavior.
These are not traditional gratitude journals filled with sunshine, affirmations, and instructions to “just think positive.”
This is where you document the vibe, replay conversations for sport, question your decisions, and finally give the thoughts in your head somewhere else to live.
WHAT YOU’LL GET
• UNHINGED Original Edition
• UNHINGED Car Edition
• 30 guided prompts in each journal
• 60 funny and chaotic prompts total
• Today’s Vibe Report pages
• Parking Lot Vibe Report pages
• Emotional Mileage Logs
• Mentally Recalculating pages
• Space for writing, lists, doodles, and unfiltered thoughts
• Two printable US Letter PDFs
• Instant digital download
• FREE Pass-It-Back™ Family Connection Starter Kit with 7 additional shared prompts
UNHINGED: ORIGINAL EDITION
Created for:
• Overthinking
• Chaotic inner monologues
• Spiraling with impressive self-awareness
• Thoughts that probably should not stay in your Notes app
• Questionable decisions you are still trying to explain to yourself
• Anyone exhausted by fake positivity
The Original Edition includes 30 funny guided prompts, recurring Today’s Vibe Report pages, and plenty of room for documenting whatever is happening in your head today.
UNHINGED: CAR EDITION
Created for:
• Parking lot processing sessions
• Emotionally dangerous playlists
• Replaying conversations while driving
• Sitting in the driveway for seven extra minutes
• Dramatic car concerts
• Pretending the commute was not personally offensive
The Car Edition includes 30 chaotic prompts, Parking Lot Vibe Reports, Emotional Mileage Logs, Mentally Recalculating pages, and room for whatever thoughts showed up between leaving the house and turning off the engine.
Please complete the journal while safely parked, not while driving.
PERFECT FOR
• Overthinkers
• Journal lovers
• People who use humor to deal with life
• Burned-out besties
• Parking lot philosophers
• Anyone tired of toxic positivity
• Funny gifts for friends
• Birthday and holiday gifts
• Girls’ night gift exchanges
• Anyone who has ever said “I’m fine” while being very obviously not fine
NO PERFECT ANSWERS REQUIRED
Choose whichever prompt matches your current level of chaos and write whatever comes to mind.
There is no required order, no daily schedule, and no expectation that every answer needs to be serious or profound. Honest, sarcastic, dramatic, petty, ridiculous, and strangely insightful are all welcome here.
A QUICK DISCLAIMER
These journals will not:
• Fix your life
• Stop you from overthinking
• Make your questionable decisions less questionable
• Prevent another emotionally suspicious playlist
• Magically turn you into a morning person
But they will give you somewhere to put the thoughts.
And honestly, that feels important.
BONUS INCLUDED
FREE Pass-It-Back™ Family Connection Starter Kit with 7 shared prompts the whole family can enjoy.
The Starter Kit is designed so family members can use their own printable response pages. Extra copies can be printed so everyone can join in.
IMPORTANT DETAILS
• This is a digital download.
• No physical product will be shipped.
• You will receive three printable PDF files.
• Both UNHINGED journals are provided in US Letter size, 8.5 x 11 inches.
• These journals are intended for adults.
• Colors may vary slightly between screens and printers.
• This purchase is for personal use only.
• Your purchase is subject to the Journal Prompt Junction Digital Product License.
